Cucumber Consommé

TMI Tuesday wants to know–How do you boost sexual arousal? 1. If your chest is hairless would you have a chest hair transplant? 2. Are you the center of attention at parties? 3. What libido-boosting foods do you believe in and use? 4. Do you ever get tired of talking about sex? 5. How do […]

TMI Tuesday: September 20, 2022 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. If your chest is hairless would you have a chest hair transplant?

Right. With all the hours spent manscaping my nethers I’m going to resod my bulging pecs. Not to mention the introduction of a furry mat would obscure the glistening sheen that trails her when she slides off my chin to a more pronounced and erect sculpted feature in need of mounting.

2. Are you the center of attention at parties?

I am many things, but an attention whore I am not. Stealth charm is my lure of choice.

3. What libido-boosting foods do you believe in and use?

A nicely peeled cucumber seems to do the trick every time.

4. Do you ever get tired of talking about sex?

There’s a time and a place for everything. I only talk about sex while having sex unless I am requested to put my lips, teeth, and tongue to more delicious and fulsome tasks. Now spewing stream of consciousness smut in written form onto the pages of the internets, that’s a horse of a different color.

5. How do you think your attitude toward sex differs from your partner’s attitude?

They only differ in the deeply ingrained instructions delivered on a cellular level to us by our DNA. But talking and listening always helps to mediate those differing attitudes

Bonus: Do you take your partner for granted?

I try my best to take nothing and nobody for granted; yet I know I have, will, and continue to fail miserably despite my sincere efforts.

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