Hop. Skip. Jump.

TMI Tuesday: April 23, 2019

They’re here! TMI Tuesday questions.

1. What is it about a woman or man that would drive you crazy?

In a good way or a bad way? Either way it’s not much of a drive. More of a hop, skip, and a jump.

2. If your employer offered an “afternoon delight break” where you leave work for an hour to go have sex, would you take that break?

Indeed. I think I would take two hours just to push the envelope.

3. On your afternoon delight break would you most often have sex with (pick one):
a. Yourself
b. A stranger (e.g., app hook-up, sex worker)
c. Your significant other

d. All of the above because whoever I spend the afternoon delight break with would be my significant other, even if just for that hour.

4. What is your best way of sustaining an erection?

Talk dirty to me and those two inches of solid blue granite will never crack.

5. Tell us the top two (2) sexual things you hate to do?

Figuring out the clasps on a bra and taking off pantyhose.

Bonus: What embarrasses you the most?

The way my eyes go instantly to a woman’s breasts no matter how hard I try to behave myself and be respectful. 

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Aural Sex

TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2019

Hey, how are you? I hope this TMI Tuesday finds you well.

1. Would you rather get a spanking in front of your family or do a striptease at your workplace?

I would strip at my workplace. The ones I care about already know about my lascivious proclivities so no harm, no foul. Besides once I expose myself at work I would be sacked for sexual harassment,  so it would be time for the next chapter anyway,

2. You are a sexy blue cherub .

3. Hey baby tonight bathe me. Bathe me real good.

4. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

A pause button so I could take a breath and plot my next move with an infinite amount of time to second guess myself.

5. Would you rather have noisy sex neighbors or nosy neighbors?

Noisy sex neighbors because I just adore aural sex.

Bonus: Would you rather mentally or physically never age? Why?

Physically never age so my present mind could stop making promises that my body can’t do.

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Semaphore Me

TMI Tuesday: April 2, 2019

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday! TMI Tuesday again. Have fun.

The Dating Game (and boy is it ever!)

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1. Consider your current lover and your relationship as it stands. If this person were on a dating app would you swipe left or swipe right?

Swipe right. Swipe left. Swipe up. Swipe down. Swipe in. Swipe out. I find her incredibly attractive and a treasure. More so after every swipe.I swipe her every chance I get

 

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2. Have you ever done speed dating? Did you like it? Did you get a real or full date out of it?

I have had quite a few speed dates. I can send them scampering after the first words out of my mouth. But the few, the weird, the horny, the delicious that stick around have had very memorable happy endings.

 
3. If your date texts during a date, do you find it annoying? If yes, do you say something about it?

It depends at what point of the date they text. Early on I would not care. But if she is texting while we are fucking it can only be when I have mounted up doggie style so I can read the text over her shoulder. Spontaneous feedback is quality feedback.

 
4. How do you like to arrange dates–with an actual phone call or all via text messages?

Smoke signals or semaphores. 

 
5. For a first date, which do you prefer–drink date or dinner date?

These days I opt for the non-committal coffee or lunch meeting.  Since no gender has cornered the market on loons that just make sense for all concerned.

Mmmmmm. Coffeeeeeee.

Bonus: Have you ever been a cockblocker? Why did you do this?

If I have been believe me I was unawares, probably because my cock’s desire had been acquired and that was the only cock that mattered at that moment. Take care of your own damn cock jazz-hands.

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YES

TMI Tuesday: February 12, 2019

Hello. Start your great week with TMI Tuesday.

The State of Happy

1. Do you like where you live or do you wish you could move?

Best location I have resided in for decades. Everything I need is within walking distance and walking does my Qi good. Perhaps the place is bigger than I need and that only adds distractions and complications. So yes and yes as I travel towards know.

2. No matter what life throws at me, I believe that I can deal with it. Agree or Disagree?

Agree. Until I can not.

3. A dear friend is stuck in an unhappy relationship. What advice would you give to the friend to cope–how can they make lemonade out of lemons?

I rarely give advice because people are going to do and think whatever the hell they want anyway. In this case I would say get while the getting is good or suck on the lemon and like it. After all lemons do keep the scurvy away.

4. Nothing of value can be learned from failure. True or False?

False. Fail big. Fail real good. Now suck on this big fat juicy lemon and like it. A life free of scurvy is a life well lived.

5. Even if you are sure about your ultimate choice, do you still ask others for advice before making an important or risky decision?

Yes I ask for advice. Then I do whatever the hell I want to do anyway.

Bonus: What is the sweetest or rewarding moment in your life?

Every yes that has ever been whispered in my ear.

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Buns Up

TMI Tuesday: February 5, 2019

Welcome to Oohs and Aahs of it all this TMI Tuesday!

1. Do you express your sexual pleasure with moans, groans, sighs, and other noises (provided that you are actually turned on)?
a. Yes, each time I have sex (90-100% of the time).
b. Yes, on most occasions (70-89% of the time).

From groans to growls I have become comfortable with vocalizing. It took a while since early encounters were usually in parents homes and stealth was a prerequisite. Then there were the parenting years when children were afoot and wifey and I were pretending to be prudes for each other and the young-uns. P.S. Big mistake. Now aural feedback is highly likely.
c. Yes, on some occasions (40-69% of the time).
d. Yes, on a few occasions (less than 40% of the time).
e. No. Never, not even when I am really turned on.

2. How comfortable are you with sex in bright light or daylight? Pick one.
a. Completely comfortable
b. Fairly comfortable
c. Somewhat comfortable/uncomfortable, depends on the partner.

Since it is all about the mood, lighting is situation dependent. So from the mystery of feeling around in the dark to full spotlight showtime, I like to go with the flow.  Of course for me to leer at you while you take a well deserved bow for your performance somewhere in between would be the choice of illumination.
d. Completely uncomfortable. I like to do it in the dark.

3. Is this statement True or False for you? Explain.
I would like to talk dirty with my partner, but I don’t dare for fear of being judged or ridiculed.

4. Have you ever done a striptease for a lover (impromptu or planned)? Did you enjoy it?

Yes I have and I have a character flaw which causes me to generally enjoy myself in most situations, but especially if a woman is looking at me in a way that would encourage me to disrobe. Of course nothing says consent quite like her taking my clothes off for me.

5. How do you feel about giving anal sex (penetration with penis, finger or sex toys)? Pick one.
a. I enjoy it.

Yes I do. Butt I always approached it delicately and even more so, if at all these days. It perhaps may be best kept in the fond memories drawer and leave such pleasures for young and resilient of the world.
b. I’m okay with it.
c. I don’t really enjoy it.
d. I don’t enjoy it at all.
e. I have never given anal sex.
f. I have never given anal sex, but would like to start.

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TMI Tuesday: November 20, 2018

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Spill! It’s time for another TMI Tuesday.

1. Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner?
2. Who in your life do you wish you’d never met? Why?
3. What personality trait or description that others attribute to you do you hate?
4. If you have children, do you want them to be just like you?
5. What have you given up but yet used to love?

Bonus: Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?

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