Plagiarizing in the Time of Coronavirus

Greetings! TMI Tuesday is up! 1. How replaceable are you? 2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion? 3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased? a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12 […]

via TMI Tuesday: May 12, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. How replaceable are you?

I am a ripple on the upside-down lake of the void. I will be replaced when the next titty drops. Immortal in my species. Perishable in my individuality.

2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion?

The Green-Eyed Monster is a comparative terror. It only feeds on what others have and the value you invest in their possessions. A superfluous bit of baggage at best.

3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased?
a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12
b. teen and young adult years – age 13 to 23
c. adult – age 24 to 35

I shall clutch every moment to my very efficient branchial hearts for they have formed me into the splendid squid I am today.

4. With no laws or rules to influence your behavior, how do you think you would behave?

I would hope to still treat each entity that crosses my path with kindness while still crossing the abyss one close encounter at a time.

5. Does anonymity encourage people to misbehave or does it reveal how people would choose to act all the time if they could?

As an ancient cockroach by the name of Don Brew Ha Ha told me when I was a little sprout in Indiana, “When everybody is responsible, no one is. With that in mind, it stands to reason when nobody is responsible, everybody is.” So my answer is yes.

Bonus: In the time of coronavirus pandemic, what are you rocking–homemade face covering or manufactured mask?

My dirty red bandana.

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Good Rubbing

Hello, hello, hello! TMI Tuesday here. How Sexy Are You? 1. Do you have a strong imagination? Why do you think this? 2. Are you confident? 3. Do you consider yourself to be sensual? a. You bet I am! b. Eek, no way. c. In the right moments, I can be. 4. When was the […]

via TMI Tuesday: May 5, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. Do you have a strong imagination? Why do you think this?

I would not say stong. A sort of pliable, porous, meandering, ponderous, pedantic easily influenced potpourri pot-luck of possibilities imagination perhaps. But not strong. Strong sounds too focused and rigid for my taste.

2. Are you confident?

Confidence is high except when it isn’t.

3. Do you consider yourself to be sensual?
a. You bet I am!

But at all the strangest times in all the right places about the weirdest things and most mundane task that can make up my day.
b. Eek, no way.
c. In the right moments, I can be.

4. When was the last time you dressed provocatively to entice flirting or attention?

Why just this morning when I put on the big pink bunny suit to start typing this. (wink) (wink) (nudge) (nudge) Say no more.

5. How often do you think about sex?

Every moment except when I am not thinking about sex. That’s when I am thinking about the carrot or the stick depending on how my day is going.

6. If someone called you ‘sexy,’ what would you do?

I would have to fully explore just what the use of said adjective about me indicated. Then use my pliable, porous, meandering, ponderous, pedantic easily influenced potpourri pot-luck of possibilities imagination to decide what to do about it. I might have to engage them for quite some time to achieve this so don’t call me sexy unless you intend to use me.

7. Are you comfortable with your body?

Much more so than when I am traveling without it 

Bonus: Are you good at getting what you want?

Yes. But deciding just what that can be is the rub. Speaking of which right now I want a good rubbing. Clearly what I want is often dependent on just what opportunities present themselves at the moment.

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What’s Up Doc

Hey TMI Tuesday is here. The Utter Nonsense Edition 1. So, what’s your typical work uniform if you are working from home? 2. Are you eating more _____ under coronavirus lock-down or self-quarantine? (choose all that apply) a. prepared foods b. fresh produce c. frozen food (veggies, entrees, pizzas, etc.) d. snacks foods (cookies, cakes, […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 28, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. So, what’s your typical work uniform if you are working from home?

My big pink bunny suit. What else?

2. Are you eating more _____ under coronavirus lock-down or self-quarantine? (choose all that apply)
a. prepared foods
b. fresh produce
c. frozen food (veggies, entrees, pizzas, etc.)
d. snacks foods (cookies, cakes, ice cream, chips, crackers, candy, etc.)
d. homemade soups, stews, casseroles
e. I’m just eating more…everything.

As an omnivore I eat everything and anything. Make sure you move from time to time or I just might eat you. I have noticed a strong preference for carrots of late.

3. What are you planning to do?

Masticating all my savories and sweeties well.

4. Picked up any new hobbies lately?

Standing very still in front of my home’s picture window while wearing my big pink bunny suit. I think the neighbors are beginning to talk.

5. Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

High five for me. Fortunately people tend to steer clear of me when I am bunnied-up. I can always wash my hands after high fiving while finding out which people I meet do not wear underwear might scar me permanently

Bonus: Would you rather live in virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything? A god in the machine or a ghost in the real world.

Ghost me. As weird as people behave in virtual reality I’m sure it is nothing compared to the noxious strangeness going on out here IRL. I will be in the front row with my phantasmagorical diplomatic bunny ghostie immunity.

 

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La Bonne Douleur

This TMI Tuesday is titled Pain. Enjoy! 1. Do you like pain? 2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain? 3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex. 4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . . 5. What’s your preference? Why? […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 21, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. Do you like pain?

Live it or live with it. I have now reached the point where I am the pain.

2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain?

Tolerance is subjective, so I cannot objectively gauge it. My pain is only what I perceive it to be. Nothing more. Nothing less.

3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex.

True, but only la bonne douleur.

4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . .

it is better to give than receive? 

5. What’s your preference? Why? (You must pick one)
a. Wearing nipple clamps for 8 hours
b. Receiving 20 minute spanking session using hands and paddle
c. Getting your your cock & balls smacked (only those who have testicles can pick this)
d. Heavy flogging

Now just where did I leave my special collection of French Whips

Bonus: What is the best thing that a woman can do to you in bed?

Get into it with me. I call that a good start.

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TMI Tuesday: April 14, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

I forgot what day it was, which is why I am posting a little late. Thanks for playing TMI Tuesday. 1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more? 2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home? 3. Do you think you are watching more […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 14, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more?

Non-stop, but resolutely stopping at the very edge. Saving it all up for that special volunteer initiate to make the correct and proper pleadings and ritualistic devotional writhings for the Kraken’s bursting release.

 
2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home?

As much kinky fun as this numb old skull of mine can hold.

 
3. Do you think you are watching more porn since you are home more?

Only the porn conjured in that skull cauldron, a.k.a. my noggin, as I metaphysically manifest the desired volunteer initiate and her pleadings and ritualistic devotional writhings.

 
4. Fill in the blank. “I am so sick of the Siren’s lament in my ear to go ahead and release the Kraken prematurely .”

 
5. If this is your first time having an outside job with which you are now working from home, do you think you are more productive now versus when you were at the office?

While not the first time working from home I am decidedly less productive without the potential volunteer initiate’s gussied up juicy pleadings and ritualistic bouncy bouncy office devotional writhing personas for inspiration and Kraken fuel fodder.

Bonus: Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Much prefer knowing when so I can schedule the Kraken’s release before my appointed time. Waste not. Want not.

TMI Tuesday: April 7, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

Hello again. These TMI Tuesday questions are fitting given this period of COVID-19 self-isolation, sheltering, and such. Hope all who view this are healthy and happy and remain so. -H 1. If you are self-isolating, under lockdown orders, or quarantined, what is your main daily activity? 2. Would you rather be alone for the rest […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 7, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. If you are self-isolating, under lockdown orders, or quarantined, what is your main daily activity?

I wake up and search my memory for women I have had impure thoughts about in the past. Then I vigorously take advantage of myself with them in mind,  I make myself breakfast, give myself cab fare, and live for the moment until the morrow. 

2. Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

“It is not that I hate people, I am just happier when they are not around.” – Charles Bukowski.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 

3. Would you rather never use social media sites/apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Social media is too interactive by definition, so entertain me but give me the remote so I can change the channel when apropos.

4. Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

I’ll take utopia but leave the pitchfork so I can deal with the wise guy or gal with supreme ruler delusions.

5. Are humans better at creation or destruction?

Both same sides of a different coin.

Bonus: Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

True love is the holy grail so you can just keep your fiat currency.

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TMI Tuesday: March 24, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

So many questions. Welcome to TMI Tuesday blog. Anyone know what this is? 1. Who are you really? 2. Are you better at starting or destroying relationships? Why do you think this? 3. What is the biggest doubt you have? 4. Tell us the name of 3 best programs (TV, movie) that you have watched […]

via TMI Tuesday: March 24, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. Who are you really?

The little voice in my head who reads my memories back to me putting me in the best possible light given the circumstances at any given perceptual intersection.

2. Are you better at starting or destroying relationships? Why do you think this?

I can destroy a relationship long before it even begins because I am who I am.

3. What is the biggest doubt you have?

No bout a doubt it, the accuracy of my recollections.

4. Tell us the name of 3 best programs (TV, movie) that you have watched since being side-lined due to coronavirus lock-downs, quarantines, etc.

“Devs”  because the big doll standing on the hi-tech complex gives me the shivers

“Fringe” because John Noble’s character cracks me up

“WestWorld” because the series started so long ago I need to watch from the beginning and may I add it has been worth it. A violent delight that will undoubtedly have a violent ending

5. What product do you think the world could do without?

Donald Trump

Bonus: If you died today, how would you be remembered?

I will be immortalized in 3D standing by a fountain while peeing

 

P.S. As for the implement of torture in the picture above clearly a violent delight from the past.

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