Filler Up

You’re back! Excellent. This week’s TMI Tuesday… It’s definitely YOU 1. For you, what would be the worst store to have a $1,000 gift card for? 2. Besides a raise or more vacation time, what is the best perk a company can offer you? 3. What are you most likely very wrong about? 4. What […]

TMI Tuesday: March 2, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. For you, what would be the worst store to have a $1,000 gift card for?

The Dollar Store. Because I would now have a thousand things that I did not want and do not need. The resulting steamer trunks full of beads and trinkets, overflowing the void of my existence with that fleeting moment of jubilant commerce, saddling me with just that much more baggage to lug around in this American life. I will then have to get a storage locker and pay for a place to keep said superfluous industrial revolution debris.

2. Besides a raise or more vacation time, what is the best perk a company can offer you?

To leave me alone in my office with my own demons to exorcise any way I chose.

3. What are you most likely very wrong about?

That the fried eggs on my plate this morning are the cloaked conveyances of dogs who pilot those little protein saucers from another dimension.

4. What is something you borrowed but never gave back?

I never use the subterfuge of borrowing. I just steal stuff outright and then head for the hills quick like a bunny.

Bonus: What have you struggled with your entire life?

That pesky Pooka named Harvey who keeps telling me to do things I know I shouldn’t

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A Discovery Of Cynthia

2. Finally Deux Cynthia

The light poured in from the night downtown skyline through the full window wall of my bedroom making Cynthia’s emerald eyes sparkle. Both her black smokey eye treatment and her fiery tousled red hair was fussed and mussed from our lovemaking.

1.One Part Discovery of Cindys

Sweet Mystery

TMI Tuesday…Let’s do it again.   Just Wondering… 1. What food did you eat so much of that now you hate it? 2. What two films would you like to combine into one? 3. What songs do you feel compelled to sing along with when you hear them, even if you do not know all […]

TMI Tuesday – February 23, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. What food did you eat so much of that now you hate it?

Back when I was but a sprout of a cherub I ate so much egg salad I got kicked off Olympus.

2. What two films would you like to combine into one?

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama’s Hung You in the Closet and I’m Feeling So Sad
What’s Up, Tiger Lily? 

I’d call it: “What’s Up Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama’s Hung Tiger Lily in the Closet and I’m Feeling So Sad

3. What songs do you feel compelled to sing along with when you hear them, even if you do not know all the words?

Of course my version goes more like this

4. What is the weirdest place you have ever slept?

In the organ loft of a church behind the organ pipes.

5. Who is the weirdest person you have ever slept with, and why do you say this?

By definition they have all been pretty weird because they chose to sleep with me. But I’d say Gina.

Bonus: What do you think you do better than 90% of people?

Know when to dummie up.

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There is no Future In The Past

You know what to do…play TMI Tuesday, then check out other TMIers blog posts, too. 1. Who do you prefer to discuss politics with? a. partner b. best friend c. co-workers d. strangers e. parents 2. Which is more offensive to you: book burning or flag burning? Why? 3. Complete the sentence. Most of all, […]

TMI Tuesday – February 16, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. Who do you prefer to discuss politics with?
a. partner
b. best friend
c. co-workers
d. strangers
e. parents

Because they have both pushed themselves away from this kitchen table and checked out of this bourgeois motel long ago knowing that other people’s opinions ain’t worth a bucket of cold spit. I do my research, check my sources, and only discussion I have is when I cast my vote. That is all.

2. Which is more offensive to you: book burning or flag burning? Why?

Books, because they contain knowledge for all to see, if they chose to; while many times flags are just symbols of trickle down rampant rumor and innuendo brought to you by Coca-Cola or wanna be dictators, sociopaths, regents, and kings who tell you god said anything they do is just hunky-dory with the universe. As humans we are much better at believing than seeing. Flags stand in as an idea avatar to give the hoi polloi something to rally around and believe in.

3. Complete the sentence. Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves my trust :


a. Trust after a thorough vetting verification process, looking under the hood, checking the oil, and kicking the tires.


b. loyalty.
c. admiration.
d. love.

4. Which kind of fidelity (being faithful) is more important to you?
a. Physical/Sexual.
b. Mental/Emotional.
c. Neither is important.
d. Both are equally important.

e. Hi-fidelity. Turn It Up! Make It Count!

5. Would you avoid all contact with an ex if your current significant other asked you to?


a. Yes, of course! I feel no compunction to dwell upon old bidness. Staple it in a file marked as such and shut the front door.


b. No. This would be an unacceptable demand.
c. Only if their justification seems reasonable.

Bonus: If you were to die, the person going through your belongings would be shocked to find my big pink bunny suit ?

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Discovery of Cindys

1. Finally Cynthia

Cindy, Sindy or Cynthia. I have met and lusted after an inordinate number of girls, ladies, and women of that name; never mind the spelling. Yet had never bedded a single Cindy. Heavy petting, basement make outs, stolen kisses in parks. Yes. But a Cindy fuck was not to be. During my fourteen year marriage to Toni I had resigned myself to that fact. I thought I had put that fantasy away for good.

Aspic Yourself

Thinking deep but not too deep this TMI Tuesday. DEEP THINK 1. First question relates to the photo above–what is it? 2. Should we be signalling our existence to alien life? Why? 3. What is one thing you do not understand about yourself? 4. What weird food combinations do you really enjoy? 5. What are […]

TMI Tuesday – January 12, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. First question relates to the photo above–what is it?

A delicate presentation of salmon in a sumptuous weasel sputum aspic with a dollop of solidified bull semen on top

2. Should we be signalling our existence to alien life? Why?

Too late. I’m already here.

3. What is one thing you do not understand about yourself?

Why my feet are backward on this planet

4. What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

Funny you should ask. It just happens to be a delicate presentation of salmon in a scrumptious weasel sputum aspic with a dollop of solidified bull semen on top

5. What are two of your go-to strategies to help make big decisions?

Overthink and prattle on to people with no vested interest in the outcome until my time is up. Then I decide resplendent in the knowledge that sometime, somewhere, somehow I have created an alternate timeline where I have chosen different. Let the unicorns frolic in my foible fields in that faraway universe.

Bonus: How replaceable are you?

“Immortal in my species however perishable in my individuality.” That’s what Herman said about me in my last incarnation as a great white whale.

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