Plagiarizing in the Time of Coronavirus

Greetings! TMI Tuesday is up! 1. How replaceable are you? 2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion? 3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased? a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12 […]

via TMI Tuesday: May 12, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. How replaceable are you?

I am a ripple on the upside-down lake of the void. I will be replaced when the next titty drops. Immortal in my species. Perishable in my individuality.

2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion?

The Green-Eyed Monster is a comparative terror. It only feeds on what others have and the value you invest in their possessions. A superfluous bit of baggage at best.

3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased?
a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12
b. teen and young adult years – age 13 to 23
c. adult – age 24 to 35

I shall clutch every moment to my very efficient branchial hearts for they have formed me into the splendid squid I am today.

4. With no laws or rules to influence your behavior, how do you think you would behave?

I would hope to still treat each entity that crosses my path with kindness while still crossing the abyss one close encounter at a time.

5. Does anonymity encourage people to misbehave or does it reveal how people would choose to act all the time if they could?

As an ancient cockroach by the name of Don Brew Ha Ha told me when I was a little sprout in Indiana, “When everybody is responsible, no one is. With that in mind, it stands to reason when nobody is responsible, everybody is.” So my answer is yes.

Bonus: In the time of coronavirus pandemic, what are you rocking–homemade face covering or manufactured mask?

My dirty red bandana.

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La Bonne Douleur

This TMI Tuesday is titled Pain. Enjoy! 1. Do you like pain? 2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain? 3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex. 4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . . 5. What’s your preference? Why? […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 21, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. Do you like pain?

Live it or live with it. I have now reached the point where I am the pain.

2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain?

Tolerance is subjective, so I cannot objectively gauge it. My pain is only what I perceive it to be. Nothing more. Nothing less.

3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex.

True, but only la bonne douleur.

4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . .

it is better to give than receive? 

5. What’s your preference? Why? (You must pick one)
a. Wearing nipple clamps for 8 hours
b. Receiving 20 minute spanking session using hands and paddle
c. Getting your your cock & balls smacked (only those who have testicles can pick this)
d. Heavy flogging

Now just where did I leave my special collection of French Whips

frenchwhip

Bonus: What is the best thing that a woman can do to you in bed?

Get into it with me. I call that a good start.

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TMI Tuesday: April 14, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

I forgot what day it was, which is why I am posting a little late. Thanks for playing TMI Tuesday. 1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more? 2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home? 3. Do you think you are watching more […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 14, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more?

Non-stop, but resolutely stopping at the very edge. Saving it all up for that special volunteer initiate to make the correct and proper pleadings and ritualistic devotional writhings for the Kraken’s bursting release.

 
2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home?

As much kinky fun as this numb old skull of mine can hold.

 
3. Do you think you are watching more porn since you are home more?

Only the porn conjured in that skull cauldron, a.k.a. my noggin, as I metaphysically manifest the desired volunteer initiate and her pleadings and ritualistic devotional writhings.

 
4. Fill in the blank. “I am so sick of the Siren’s lament in my ear to go ahead and release the Kraken prematurely .”

 
5. If this is your first time having an outside job with which you are now working from home, do you think you are more productive now versus when you were at the office?

While not the first time working from home I am decidedly less productive without the potential volunteer initiate’s gussied up juicy pleadings and ritualistic bouncy bouncy office devotional writhing personas for inspiration and Kraken fuel fodder.

Bonus: Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Much prefer knowing when so I can schedule the Kraken’s release before my appointed time. Waste not. Want not.

TMI Tuesday: April 7, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

Hello again. These TMI Tuesday questions are fitting given this period of COVID-19 self-isolation, sheltering, and such. Hope all who view this are healthy and happy and remain so. -H 1. If you are self-isolating, under lockdown orders, or quarantined, what is your main daily activity? 2. Would you rather be alone for the rest […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 7, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. If you are self-isolating, under lockdown orders, or quarantined, what is your main daily activity?

I wake up and search my memory for women I have had impure thoughts about in the past. Then I vigorously take advantage of myself with them in mind,  I make myself breakfast, give myself cab fare, and live for the moment until the morrow. 

2. Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

“It is not that I hate people, I am just happier when they are not around.” – Charles Bukowski.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 

3. Would you rather never use social media sites/apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Social media is too interactive by definition, so entertain me but give me the remote so I can change the channel when apropos.

4. Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

I’ll take utopia but leave the pitchfork so I can deal with the wise guy or gal with supreme ruler delusions.

5. Are humans better at creation or destruction?

Both same sides of a different coin.

Bonus: Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

True love is the holy grail so you can just keep your fiat currency.

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TMI Tuesday: March 24, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

So many questions. Welcome to TMI Tuesday blog. Anyone know what this is? 1. Who are you really? 2. Are you better at starting or destroying relationships? Why do you think this? 3. What is the biggest doubt you have? 4. Tell us the name of 3 best programs (TV, movie) that you have watched […]

via TMI Tuesday: March 24, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. Who are you really?

The little voice in my head who reads my memories back to me putting me in the best possible light given the circumstances at any given perceptual intersection.

2. Are you better at starting or destroying relationships? Why do you think this?

I can destroy a relationship long before it even begins because I am who I am.

3. What is the biggest doubt you have?

No bout a doubt it, the accuracy of my recollections.

4. Tell us the name of 3 best programs (TV, movie) that you have watched since being side-lined due to coronavirus lock-downs, quarantines, etc.

“Devs”  because the big doll standing on the hi-tech complex gives me the shivers

“Fringe” because John Noble’s character cracks me up

“WestWorld” because the series started so long ago I need to watch from the beginning and may I add it has been worth it. A violent delight that will undoubtedly have a violent ending

5. What product do you think the world could do without?

Donald Trump

Bonus: If you died today, how would you be remembered?

I will be immortalized in 3D standing by a fountain while peeing

 

P.S. As for the implement of torture in the picture above clearly a violent delight from the past.

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TMI Tuesday: January 28, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

Welcome to another TMI Tuesday blog. 1. In a D/s relationship (dominance and submission) , what do you enjoy most? 2. What do you want people to know most about D/s relationships? 3. For you, does D/s need to have a sadist and masochist component? 4. For you, does BDSM have to involve sex? […]

via TMI Tuesday: January 28, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. In a D/s relationship (dominance and submission) , what do you enjoy most?

I like surprises. What’s your flavor preference tonight?

2. What do you want people to know most about D/s relationships?

There will always be pitchers and catchers

3. For you, does D/s need to have a sadist and masochist component?

It may not be necessary but there it is

4. For you, does BDSM have to involve sex?

Yes. You know I’m all about the sex … bout the sex… bout the sex…No trouble.

5. If you are in a D/s relationship, why do you need it?

I’m not, so I don’t. I’m more of a mutually assured destruction kind a feller.

6. If you are not in a D/s relationship, would you like to be? Why?

I like surprises, hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, yearly. Sometimes you walk the dog and sometimes the dog walks you. More of an event theme than a lifestyle commitment.

Bonus:   What is the relationship between trust and vulnerability?

Off the top of my head I would say with out trust there is no vulnerability. Worse yet it may just be abuse if the vulnerable mistrust the relationship.

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