Plagiarizing in the Time of Coronavirus

Greetings! TMI Tuesday is up! 1. How replaceable are you? 2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion? 3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased? a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12 […]

via TMI Tuesday: May 12, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. How replaceable are you?

I am a ripple on the upside-down lake of the void. I will be replaced when the next titty drops. Immortal in my species. Perishable in my individuality.

2. Does jealously have value in driving humans to improve themselves or is it a purely negative emotion?

The Green-Eyed Monster is a comparative terror. It only feeds on what others have and the value you invest in their possessions. A superfluous bit of baggage at best.

3. A section of your life’s memories needs to be erased, which era will you elect to have erased?
a. childhood memories – age 3 to 12
b. teen and young adult years – age 13 to 23
c. adult – age 24 to 35

I shall clutch every moment to my very efficient branchial hearts for they have formed me into the splendid squid I am today.

4. With no laws or rules to influence your behavior, how do you think you would behave?

I would hope to still treat each entity that crosses my path with kindness while still crossing the abyss one close encounter at a time.

5. Does anonymity encourage people to misbehave or does it reveal how people would choose to act all the time if they could?

As an ancient cockroach by the name of Don Brew Ha Ha told me when I was a little sprout in Indiana, “When everybody is responsible, no one is. With that in mind, it stands to reason when nobody is responsible, everybody is.” So my answer is yes.

Bonus: In the time of coronavirus pandemic, what are you rocking–homemade face covering or manufactured mask?

My dirty red bandana.

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Good Rubbing

Hello, hello, hello! TMI Tuesday here. How Sexy Are You? 1. Do you have a strong imagination? Why do you think this? 2. Are you confident? 3. Do you consider yourself to be sensual? a. You bet I am! b. Eek, no way. c. In the right moments, I can be. 4. When was the […]

via TMI Tuesday: May 5, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. Do you have a strong imagination? Why do you think this?

I would not say stong. A sort of pliable, porous, meandering, ponderous, pedantic easily influenced potpourri pot-luck of possibilities imagination perhaps. But not strong. Strong sounds too focused and rigid for my taste.

2. Are you confident?

Confidence is high except when it isn’t.

3. Do you consider yourself to be sensual?
a. You bet I am!

But at all the strangest times in all the right places about the weirdest things and most mundane task that can make up my day.
b. Eek, no way.
c. In the right moments, I can be.

4. When was the last time you dressed provocatively to entice flirting or attention?

Why just this morning when I put on the big pink bunny suit to start typing this. (wink) (wink) (nudge) (nudge) Say no more.

5. How often do you think about sex?

Every moment except when I am not thinking about sex. That’s when I am thinking about the carrot or the stick depending on how my day is going.

6. If someone called you ‘sexy,’ what would you do?

I would have to fully explore just what the use of said adjective about me indicated. Then use my pliable, porous, meandering, ponderous, pedantic easily influenced potpourri pot-luck of possibilities imagination to decide what to do about it. I might have to engage them for quite some time to achieve this so don’t call me sexy unless you intend to use me.

7. Are you comfortable with your body?

Much more so than when I am traveling without it 

Bonus: Are you good at getting what you want?

Yes. But deciding just what that can be is the rub. Speaking of which right now I want a good rubbing. Clearly what I want is often dependent on just what opportunities present themselves at the moment.

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What’s Up Doc

Hey TMI Tuesday is here. The Utter Nonsense Edition 1. So, what’s your typical work uniform if you are working from home? 2. Are you eating more _____ under coronavirus lock-down or self-quarantine? (choose all that apply) a. prepared foods b. fresh produce c. frozen food (veggies, entrees, pizzas, etc.) d. snacks foods (cookies, cakes, […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 28, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. So, what’s your typical work uniform if you are working from home?

My big pink bunny suit. What else?

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2. Are you eating more _____ under coronavirus lock-down or self-quarantine? (choose all that apply)
a. prepared foods
b. fresh produce
c. frozen food (veggies, entrees, pizzas, etc.)
d. snacks foods (cookies, cakes, ice cream, chips, crackers, candy, etc.)
d. homemade soups, stews, casseroles
e. I’m just eating more…everything.

As an omnivore I eat everything and anything. Make sure you move from time to time or I just might eat you. I have noticed a strong preference for carrots of late.

3. What are you planning to do?

Masticating all my savories and sweeties well.

4. Picked up any new hobbies lately?

Standing very still in front of my home’s picture window while wearing my big pink bunny suit. I think the neighbors are beginning to talk.

5. Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

High five for me. Fortunately people tend to steer clear of me when I am bunnied-up. I can always wash my hands after high fiving while finding out which people I meet do not wear underwear might scar me permanently

Bonus: Would you rather live in virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything? A god in the machine or a ghost in the real world.

Ghost me. As weird as people behave in virtual reality I’m sure it is nothing compared to the noxious strangeness going on out here IRL. I will be in the front row with my phantasmagorical diplomatic bunny ghostie immunity.

 

Frank

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Perceptual Receptor

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I take my clues from your breathing. Your deep slow breath tells me you are still in deep slumber.

On the other hand. I mean in my hand; I have awoken. The visions of last night have me aroused and as hard as I was when last I was deep within your purview.

So, I gaze. I watch the expansion and contraction of your ribs. Each inhalation raises a glimpse of a hefty crescent of side boob. The vision infuses my morning wood with a surging of sonorous sap. I grasp my manifest sapling by its expanding girth and squeeze for my own edification. Satisfied I return to my respiratory fixation on you.

A low murmur. A muffled moan. A gasp. An exhale. A knee which spreads you wide, legs akimbo, releasing our mingled scent from the night before. The once crisp sheet gapes in surrender. You roll on to your side. No longer offering a morning spoon, I am gifted with your full-frontal presentation. Knee on my knee. Tits offered for my ogling blue orbs. My eyelids are wide open while yours’s flutter invitingly.

Now I roll on my side for confrontation. A body language inquiry. To say I am facing you would be an exaggeration. Your eyes are still closed, but your breathing betrays your woken state as if on the very precipice of reception.

Your pale blue eyes open.

Awake I caress you for initial receptivity response. No need for my divining rod just yet. Even so it is stiff and stands at the ready. My hands explore. Soft touches in special places. Eyebrow. Earlobe. The gentle slope of your soft shoulder. Interior crook of your elbow. That spot on your wrist where you test prospective fragrances when shopping. I am gauging response metrics in our crumpled morning bed.

You slide nearer to me in the bed. Your advance halted by my now fully realized raging hard-on. The first parley lands decidedly in your belly button. We look into each other’s eyes. Both awake. Mine overflowing with desire for you. Yours topping up quickly.

I take my stick with prurient instructions as it’s throbbing knob skitters with intent down that fluffy blond landing strip you have tended with such care. He finds your fluffy pink furrows sopping and as receptive as receptive can be.

I part that sweet fragrant mound with the intent of preparatory tilling, but you are having no truck such tending today

You grasp my wrists, roll on your back while pulling me on top of you. Legs spread wide in open invitation. Inner thighs stroke my outer thighs. Shins find their way up my torso and your heels claim the high ground on my shoulders.

“Ready to receive” you rasp.

With no further ado I thrust.

Slick silky walls of slippery pink satin reward me with each lunge.

 

Receptive

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La Bonne Douleur

This TMI Tuesday is titled Pain. Enjoy! 1. Do you like pain? 2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain? 3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex. 4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . . 5. What’s your preference? Why? […]

via TMI Tuesday: April 21, 2020 — TMI Tuesday blog

 

1. Do you like pain?

Live it or live with it. I have now reached the point where I am the pain.

2. Would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain?

Tolerance is subjective, so I cannot objectively gauge it. My pain is only what I perceive it to be. Nothing more. Nothing less.

3. True or false: I like to receive pain during sex.

True, but only la bonne douleur.

4. Finish the sentence: I like inflicting pain during sex because . . .

it is better to give than receive? 

5. What’s your preference? Why? (You must pick one)
a. Wearing nipple clamps for 8 hours
b. Receiving 20 minute spanking session using hands and paddle
c. Getting your your cock & balls smacked (only those who have testicles can pick this)
d. Heavy flogging

Now just where did I leave my special collection of French Whips

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Bonus: What is the best thing that a woman can do to you in bed?

Get into it with me. I call that a good start.

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