Nanny had legs that made grown men burst into tears just watching her walk by, but here tonight with the silly knee socks of the nanny uniform she was like some Mary Poppins meets Catholic school girl mash-up.
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Ginger Chunks was ready for this holiday party. Her long red hair was silky and immaculately placed in such a way as to perfectly frame the vast expanses of cleavage.
Previously on “Where Are You Fang Fang Wu”
She was a driver for Golden Labrador Retrieval Waste and Recycle and was thumping a dumpster into the hopper humming Bang a Gong in the key of “O”. When she turned around and saw me smoking a cigarette at the back door of the “Sentient Bean” she whistled through the gap in her front teeth and exclaimed in the unforgivable voice of hers, “Well slap my ass and call me Sally. “