Nothing To Fret About

TMI Tuesday is posted, asking you to write about your first. . . 1. First app you check in the morning? 2. First kiss location? 3. First major purchase over $1000? 4. First song choice in karaoke song book? 5. First internet screen name? 6. First break up reason? 7. First concert and how old […]

TMI Tuesday: January 11, 2022 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. First app you check in the morning?

Calm. The Daily Calm mediation first thing sets me on the proper course for the day. Added bonus is Tamara Levitt’s voice makes me so horny even the crack of dawn has to watch out for me.
2. First kiss location?

If I count first kiss as being in a basement closet during a game of spin the bottle; with a bunch of sniggering tweens on the other side of the door I guess that would be it. I much prefer the real full body embrace of a young Colleen as she shoved her tongue down my throat while groping each other on a Chicago Park District walking path on a sultry July Fourth Evening. That was a first kiss to remember. I’ll have that memory please. Full Tilt teenagers in lust.
3. First major purchase over $1000?

My Gibson SG and Ampeg stack

4. First song choice in karaoke song book?

Hell Broke Luce Tom Waits

5. First internet screen name?

Snarkums
6. First break up reason?

She snagged a college boy that drove a Pontiac Firebird. I was just a high school sophomore from the neighborhood.
7. First concert and how old were you?

As best I recall maybe Humble Pie at 17 years old. Long Long Time Ago.
8. First crush?

Funny you should ask. I just tweeted about this today. Michelle, the little blond girl. On my first day in Kindergarten, as the whole class sat crossed leg around the painted green circle on the hard wood floor, I noticed her. The demure way she lifted her one cheek off the floor to fart informed me that she was very posh. Thus began my life long #infatuation with blonds.

Bonus: What was the title of your very first blog post?

April 2, 2008: Sex is a Soccer Field

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