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TMI Tuesday is posted. You know what to do. 1. You went to dinner on a first date, and your date took care of the bill. But when you get home you get a text from your date that is a Venmo request (money transfer app i.e., TransferWise, Paypal Worldremit Azimo) for half the cost […]

TMI Tuesday: November 16, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog

1. You went to dinner on a first date, and your date took care of the bill. But when you get home you get a text from your date that is a Venmo request (money transfer app i.e., TransferWise, Paypal Worldremit Azimo) for half the cost of dinner. Do you;

a. Pay the Venmo amount in order to up your chances of a second date

Depending on the liquidity of my fungible assets at the time of said “date” I would probably just pay. I believe that non-transactional kindness and cooperation makes the world a better place for all. Communication and perception between us humans and especially genders being as FUBAR as they are I might very well have misunderstood her intentions, second date notwithstanding. But if I was skint I would change my name, move to Texas, and not pay up.

b. Only pay for what you actually consumed
c. Pay nothing because the date supposedly picked up the tab and did not discuss halfsies when you were face-to-face
d. Call the date and yell “WTF?!”

2. Does anyone owe you over twenty dollars? How many different people?

Life’s to short to do the double-entry accounting on such minutia. So Nobody owes me nuthin’ and I owe sumptin to Everybody. Good luck collecting Everybody, because I have changed my name and moved to Texas.

3. Are you one to sneak food into movie theaters?

Nope. I enjoy the exotic varieties of Movie Theater Delicacies for my flicker nosh deep in the heart of Texas. Especially if my date is paying.

4. What do you want to brag about?

That I have triumphantly made it this far into No Nut November .

Christmas tree, I’m cumming to get ya soon. Yippie Tie one on.

5. What do you get in trouble for the most?

My unreasonable expectations paired with my unbridled optimism while having a party at ground zero brain to mouth to brain filter ya’ll

Bonus:  What is in your attic?

It has been so long since I have had an attic, by now it has been cleansed by the tumbleweeds of Texas. As for the attic where my childhood bedroom was lo those many years ago; what happened in that attic room shall forever stay in that attic room. Yeee Haw!

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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