You’re back! Excellent. This week’s TMI Tuesday… It’s definitely YOU 1. For you, what would be the worst store to have a $1,000 gift card for? 2. Besides a raise or more vacation time, what is the best perk a company can offer you? 3. What are you most likely very wrong about? 4. What […]TMI Tuesday: March 2, 2021 — TMI Tuesday blog
1. For you, what would be the worst store to have a $1,000 gift card for?
The Dollar Store. Because I would now have a thousand things that I did not want and do not need. The resulting steamer trunks full of beads and trinkets, overflowing the void of my existence with that fleeting moment of jubilant commerce, saddling me with just that much more baggage to lug around in this American life. I will then have to get a storage locker and pay for a place to keep said superfluous industrial revolution debris.
2. Besides a raise or more vacation time, what is the best perk a company can offer you?
To leave me alone in my office with my own demons to exorcise any way I chose.
3. What are you most likely very wrong about?
That the fried eggs on my plate this morning are the cloaked conveyances of dogs who pilot those little protein saucers from another dimension.
4. What is something you borrowed but never gave back?
I never use the subterfuge of borrowing. I just steal stuff outright and then head for the hills quick like a bunny.
Bonus: What have you struggled with your entire life?
That pesky Pooka named Harvey who keeps telling me to do things I know I shouldn’t
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