Aural Sex

TMI Tuesday: April 16, 2019

Hey, how are you? I hope this TMI Tuesday finds you well.

1. Would you rather get a spanking in front of your family or do a striptease at your workplace?

I would strip at my workplace. The ones I care about already know about my lascivious proclivities so no harm, no foul. Besides once I expose myself at work I would be sacked for sexual harassment,  so it would be time for the next chapter anyway,

2. You are a sexy blue cherub .

3. Hey baby tonight bathe me. Bathe me real good.

4. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

A pause button so I could take a breath and plot my next move with an infinite amount of time to second guess myself.

5. Would you rather have noisy sex neighbors or nosy neighbors?

Noisy sex neighbors because I just adore aural sex.

Bonus: Would you rather mentally or physically never age? Why?

Physically never age so my present mind could stop making promises that my body can’t do.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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Author: Pete Symes

Purveyor of paralogical compliance to verbally mediated reality, artisanal smut, with a pinch of full time flâneur tossed in to taste.

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